It’s that time of the year again!!!
Christmas brings a lot of joy and happiness along with it. Here are some jokes that you can use to share smiles.
Sean: Knock, knock.
Fawn: Who’s there?
Fawn: Mary who?
Sean: Mary Christmas, one and all!
Peter: What does Santa say at the start of a race?
Penny: I don’t know.
Peter: “Ready, Get, set, Ho! Ho! Ho!”
Will: Where do snowmen keep their money?
Bill: Beats me.
Will: In a snow bank.
Chris: What do snowmen like to do on the weekend?
Chris: Chill out.
Josh: What does Jack Frost like best about school?
Josh: Snow and tell.
Aster: What do you get if you cross an iPad with a Christmas tree?
Noah: I don’t know. What?
Aster: A pineapple!
Moe: What are you going to give your little brother for Christmas this year?
Joe: I haven’t decided yet.
Moe: What did you give him last year?
Joe: The measles.
Patrick: What has a jolly laugh, brings you presents and scratches up your furniture?
Oprah: No idea
Patrick: Santa Claws.
Teacher: Mac, define claustrophobia.
Mac: Fear of Santa Claus?
Jack: What nationality is Santa Claus?
Jill: Beats me. What?
Jack: North Polish.