WhatsApp Funny Christmas Jokes

It’s that time of the year again!!!


Christmas brings a lot of joy and happiness along with it. Here are some jokes that you can use to share smiles.

Sean: Knock, knock.
Fawn: Who’s there?
Sean: Mary.
Fawn: Mary who?
Sean: Mary Christmas, one and all!

Peter: What does Santa say at the start of a race?
Penny: I don’t know.
Peter: “Ready, Get, set, Ho! Ho! Ho!”

Will: Where do snowmen keep their money?
Bill: Beats me.
Will: In a snow bank.

Chris: What do snowmen like to do on the weekend?
Phill: What?
Chris: Chill out.

Josh: What does Jack Frost like best about school?
Jill: What?
Josh: Snow and tell.


Aster: What do you get if you cross an iPad with a Christmas tree?
Noah: I don’t know. What?
Aster: A pineapple!

Moe: What are you going to give your little brother for Christmas this year?
Joe: I haven’t decided yet.
Moe: What did you give him last year?
Joe: The measles.

Patrick: What has a jolly laugh, brings you presents and scratches up your furniture?
Oprah: No idea
Patrick: Santa Claws.

Teacher: Mac, define claustrophobia.
Mac: Fear of Santa Claus?

Jack: What nationality is Santa Claus?
Jill: Beats me. What?
Jack: North Polish.

One Reply to “WhatsApp Funny Christmas Jokes”

  1. What is this one and all on the 1st joke. i don’t understand. one means one and all means all, what is meant by one and all?

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