28 Funny One-Liner Christmas Riddles

It’s that time of the year again!!!


Christmas brings a lot of joy and happiness along with it.

Here’s a set of one liner riddles that you can use to share smiles.

  1. Name the child’s favorite Christmas king?
  2. Why can’t the Christmas tree stand up?
  3. What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?
  4. What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
  5. What do you get if you cross mistletoe and a duck?
  6. What do call Santa when he stops moving?
  7. Where does a snowman keep his money?
  8. How do you scare a snowman?
  9. How much did Santa pay for his sleigh?
  10. What do you call a snowman in the summer?
  11. Why does Santa have three gardens?
  12. What do you get when you deep fry Santa Claus?
  13. What’s black and white and red all over?
  14. Why is Santa so good at karate?
  15. What kind of bug hates Christmas?
  16. What do you get when you eat Christmas decorations?
  17. What did the reindeer say when he saw an elf?
  18. What do you get if you cross an apple and a Christmas tree?
  19. Which elf was the best singer?
  20. How do you know when Santa’s in the room?
  21. What did Mrs. Claus say to Santa when she looked in the sky?
  22. Who gives presents to baby sharks?
  23. What do elves learn in school?
  24. Why did the elf push his bed into the fireplace?
  25. What Christmas carol is a favorite of parents?
  26. How do sheep say Merry Christmas in Mexico?
  27. Where do mistletoe go to become famous?
  28. Why do Mummies like Christmas so much?

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Q 1: Name the child’s favorite Christma king?
A: A stocking.

Q 2: Why can’t the Christmas tree stand up?
A: It doesn’t have legs.

Q 3: What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?
A: Frostbite.

Q 4: What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
A: Snowflakes.

Q 5: What do you get if you cross mistletoe and a duck?
A: A Christmas Quacker.

Q 6: What do call Santa when he stops moving?
A: Santa Pause!

Q 7: Where does a snowman keep his money?
A: In a snow bank.

Q 8: How do you scare a snowman?
A: You get a hairdryer!

Q 9: How much did Santa pay for his sleigh?
A: Nothing, it was on the house!

Q 10: What do you call a snowman in the summer?
A: A puddle!

Q 11: Why does Santa have three gardens?
A: So he can go HOE HOE HOE.

Q 12: What do you get when you deep fry Santa Claus?
A: Crisp Kringle.

Q 13: What’s black and white and red all over?
A: Santa covered with chimney soot.


Q 14: Why is Santa so good at karate?
A: Because he has a black belt!

Q 15: What kind of bug hates Christmas?
A: A humbug.

Q 16: What do you get when you eat Christmas decorations?
A: Tinsilitis!

Q 17: What did the reindeer say when he saw an elf?
A: Nothing, reindeer can’t talk.

Q 18: What do you get if you cross an apple and a Christmas tree?
A: Pineapple.

Q 19: Which elf was the best singer?
A: ELFis Presley.

Q 20: How do you know when Santa’s in the room?
A: You can sense his presents.

Q 21: What did Mrs. Claus say to Santa when she looked in the sky?
A: “Looks like rain, dear.”

Q 22: Who gives presents to baby sharks?
A: Santa Jaws.

Q 23: What do elves learn in school?
A: The elf-abet.

Q 24: Why did the elf push his bed into the fireplace?
A: Because he wanted to sleep like a log!

Q 25: What Christmas carol is a favourite of parents?
A: Silent Night.

Q 26: How do sheep say Merry Christmas in Mexico?
A: Fleece Navidad!

Q 27: Where do mistletoe go to become famous?
A: “Holly” wood!

Q 28: Why do Mummies like Christmas so much?
A: Because of all the wrapping!

 

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