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Computer repair Joke
Caller: Hi, our printer is not working.
Customer Service: What is wrong with it?
Caller: Mouse is jammed.
Customer Service: Mouse? Printers don’t have a mouse.
Caller: Mmmmm? Oh really? I will send a picture….
At a software conference in india, the participants were given an awkward question to answer. “If you had just boarded an airliner and discovered that your team of programmers had made the flight control software how many of you would leave from the plane immediately?”
Among the forest of raised hands, only one man sat motionless. When asked what he would do, he replied that he would be quite content to stay onboard.
With his team’s software, he said, the plane was unlikely to even keep rolling pas the runway, let alone take off.
Santa and Banta work in a software company. One day, they were to move their m/cs to another building. Banta was having a tough time carrying his machine.
Santa : “My m/c has 500 MB disk. See how easily I am carrying it. Yours has just 250 MB. Can’t you carry even this much?”
Banta : “But yours is empty and my disk is full”!!!
Here is a interview given by our Banta for the job in java office…
Interviewer: What is the difference between an Abstract class and Interface?
Banta: Terms are different … nothing more
Interviewer: What is JFC ?
Banta: Jilebi, Fanta & Coffee
Interviewer: Explain 2 tier and 3 -tier Architecture ?
Banta: Two wheelers like scooters will have 2 tyres and autorickshaws will
have 3 tyres.
Interviewer: I want to store more than 10 objects in a remote server? Which
methodology will follow?
Banta: Send it through courier.
Interviewer: Can I modify an object in CORBA?
Banta: As you wish , I do not have any objections.
Interviewer: How to communicate 2 threads each other ?
Banta: Sorry, Non living things can’t communicate.
Interviewer: Explain RMI Architecture?
Banta: I am a computer professional not an architect student.
Interviewer: What is the use of Servlets ?
Banta: In hotels, they can replace servers.
Interviewer: What is the difference between Process and Threads?
Banta: Threads are small ropes. Make a rope from threads is an example for
Interviewer: What is JAR file ?
Banta: File that can be kept inside a jar.
Interviewer: What is JINI?
Banta: A ghost which was Aladdin’s friend.
Interviewer: How will you call an Applet from a _Java Script?
Banta: I will give invitation.
Interviewer: What is bean ? Where it can be used ?
Banta: A kind of vegetable. In kitchens for cooking they can be used.
Interviewer: Write down how will you create a binary Tree ?
Banta: When we sow a binary seed, a binary tree will grow.