WhatsApp Funny Christmas Jokes

Q: What do you call an elf who sings?
A: a wrapper!


Q: Why is Christmas just like your job?
A: You do all the work and the fat guy with the suit gets all the credit.

Q: Why is Santa so jolly?
A: Because he knows where all the naughty girls live.

Q: Why doesn’t Santa have any kids?
A: He only comes once a year.

Q: Whats the difference between the Christmas alphabet and the ordinary alphabet?
A: The Christmas alphabet has Noel.
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Q: What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?
A: Claustrophobic.

Q: Why the Christmas tree can’t stand up?
A: It doesn’t have legs.

Q: What do you call an obnoxious reindeer?
A: RUDEolph.

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Q: Why was Santa’s little helper depressed?
A: Because he had low elf esteem.

Q: What do you call a can wearing a Christmas hat?
A: Merry Can (American)

Q: What’s the difference between snowmen and snowladies?
A: Snowballs.

Q: What nationality is Santa Claus?
A: North Polish.

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Q: What do you call a kid who doesn’t believe in Santa?
A: rebel without a Claus.


Q: How does a Jew celebrate Christmas?
A: He installs a parking meter on the roof.

Q: What do you call Santa’s helpers?
A: Subordinate clauses.

The 4 stages of life:
1. You believe in Santa Claus.
2. You don’t believe in Santa Claus.
3. You dress up as Santa Claus.
4. You look like Santa Claus.

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Remember, Christmas isn’t about how big the tree is, or what’s under it.
It’s about who’s around it.

I never believed in Santa Claus because I knew no white dude would come into my neighborhood after dark.

For Christmas I want Santa’s list of naughty girls.

There is a special place in hell for people that play Christmas music before Thanksgiving.

Last year, I asked Santa for the sexiest person ever for Christmas. I woke up in a box.

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The awkward moment when Santa Claus has the same wrapping paper as your parents.

A song told me to Deck the Halls…so I did. Mr.and Mrs. Hall are not very happy.

Dear Santa, I was framed. This holiday season, in lieu of gifts, I’ve decided to give everyone my opinion.

I try to be unusually kind and compassionate to those around me during the Holidays, because I never know who will end up being my Secret Santa.

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