Hindi Jokes: Tarak Mehta Ka Ulta Chasma Jokes

Here are some jokes from the popular series Tarak Mehta Ka Ulta Chasma.


Jethalal= are daya raat ko mobile charging me mat rakho, blast ho jayaga

Daya= Tapu ke papa aap tension mat lijiye mene battery nikal di he.

Jethalal: Daya humara Tapu bada hoke humara naam Roshan to kare ga na.
Daya: Tapu Ke Papa, Tapu humara naam zarur Roshan karega. Lekin Gogi ko uske mummy-papa ka naam Roshn karne ki koi zarurat nahi ha.
Jethalal: Aisa Kyu?
Daya: Kyuki unka naam to pahle se hi Roshan and Roshan ha na.

 

Ahmedabad Ki Dhoop Se Skin Meri Jali,

Ahmedabad Ki Dhoop Se Skin Meri Jali,

Jethalal says,”Mehta Saheb,

Chura Ke Dil Mera,

Babita Chali.

Taral Taral Taral

Jethalal Agr meri shadi meri marji se hoti

Wah wah ….


Agr meri shadi meri marji se hoti

Wah wah…

To TAPUDA teri mummy DAYA nhi BABITA hoti

 

Jethalal : Har Shaam Suhani Nahi Hoti

Har Chahat K Pichhe Kahani Nhi Hoti

Kuch To Asar Zarur Hoga Mahobat Me Warna Gori BABITA Kale AIYER Ki Diwani Nahi hoti-:)

 

Exam ke time pe nind acchi aati he

Wah wah

Exam ke time pe nind acchi aati he

Jethalal k dukan jane k time pe hi

Babita niche kyu aati h .