Received this forward on WhatsApp today. Made me laugh so sharing it here. Your Pun…ishment The fattest knight at King Arthur’s round table was Sir Cumference. He acquired his size from too much pi. Atheism is a non-prophet organization. A hole has been found in the nudist camp wall. The police are looking into it.
“Lexophile” is a term used to describe those who are clever with words, such as “you can tune a piano but you can’t tuna fish” , or “to write with a broken pencil is pointless.” A competition to see who can come up with the best lexphillies is held every year in Dubuque, Iowa. The
As you might have enjoyed the first installment of Puns for Educated Minds, I get you some more puns here…I hope you enjoy them. Leave your comments below. 1. The fattest knight at King Arthur’s round table was Sir Cumference. He acquired his size from too much pi. 2. I thought I saw an eye
Puns for the educated minds… How does Moses make his tea? Hebrews it. A cartoonist was found dead in his home. Details are sketchy. I used to be a banker, but then I lost interest. England has no kidney bank, but it does have a Liverpool . They told me I had type-A blood, but