Trevor Noah On Black Americans

Trevor Noah is a South African comedian, TV and radio host, and actor.


He is the host of American news satire television program The Daily Show, succeeding Jon Stewart.

Funny South African Comedian Trevor Noah On Black Americans

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for the evening the
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I grew up in South Africa thats its west to live enjoy its
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grew up during a time known as apartheid for those who don’t know apartheid was a
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law in our country that made it illegal
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for black and white people to interact with one another you know
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just against the law and so this this world is awkward for me growing up
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because I because I grew up in a mixed family
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well with meeting the next one in the family my my mother’s a black woman
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casa woman born in South Africa that’s one of the language that the kicks
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casa a substantial black woman and then I my father Swiss
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but they didn’t care you know they’re maverick’s fighting the system
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my mom was arrested for being with my dad she would get fined should get
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thrown into prison for the weekend but still should come back
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she’s like okay well
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would allow I want a white man Co
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my moms crazy you know and my dad was also like well you know how this was
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love chocolate so he was
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so they got together and they had me which was illegal
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so so I was born a crime which is which is something I don’t think I ever fall
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through because as a family we couldn’t live together
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you know like in the street couldn’t be seen together my father would have to
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walk on the other side of the road
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needs wave at me from far like a creepy pedophile
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pedophile Nazi creepy like a pedofile by the sum other shit
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there’s no is no class a pedophile no need like afternoon it is afternoon
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afternoon oh just browsing does rather see
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no the pedophile I’m my mom could walk with me
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alone could walk anybody but if the police showed up should have to let go
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of my hand
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drop me and act like I wasn’t hers every single time because we we went
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supposed to exist as a family so my mom would would let go
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second game we claim police show up it will usually why don’t know how to know
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known as plants that man heroin was horrible for me
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I felt like a bag of weed was a tough time
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down to be liked was that just that been like I was different people mocked me
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que me names like mixed breed have cost I hate that term
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half white half why not double or twice as nice
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you with names
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was won a cool name you know I want to be black to be honest that’s all I ever
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wanted
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especially since 11 the growing up I met an American and a
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and he was shocked that in South Africa we had all these titles and he he said
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to me said well you know tremor if you you after America del
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illegal use black I said really
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you like all hell yeah but everybody’s blackout area
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you be super black sounds good to me
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super black
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and I made a choice first chance I get I gotcha America I’m gonna get a piece
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that black
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I did boarded a flight was an 18 our journey
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Johannesburg New York I didn’t sleep a wink a set day much like a madman
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watching every single black American movie I could find
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sitting there going crazy practicing like yen
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9 Pinconning
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should own yeah I’m
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sorry all the chicken place the chicken and year
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good humor lose 18 hours a fly
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18 hours of practice Island in New York and I was flew into my black American
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for shizzle my nizzle hide the walk
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at the toss a black eye was even laughing now the hatchback
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the for all
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lead mama or issue issue for
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coolest thing in the world that Americans are so cool and confident that
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make you feel good about yourself just by asking if you
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are you just woke up to your AOL tissue
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miss you love her room and to show you yeah
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you
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hours that black I will shoot for black I was loving its
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to this guy walked up to me I don’t know it didn’t even know me tapped me on the
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shoulder an airport is a key
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I some all keep us awake it’ll get a good feel good lol free
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so what you talking to me yeah I’m talking to you lemme and
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I’m just saying we made it baby we made it
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the year our band will stick together on where
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our I am
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18 hours of flying and I wasn’t black
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Mexican
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mix so I started learning Spanish if not why not
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novels responded many German Alan Jones connected my father
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you know lost contact with him for many years because of apartheid and so now we
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starting to learn each other which is is taking time but we doing it slowly I
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think the language will help me
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you know cos a I don’t think he’s his problem he loves me
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but I haven’t earned his pride I think partly because my job
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as a comedian I don’t rank that high in the world of German
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anything’s comes across in the small conversations you know that when we
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having lunch my dad lets me know so that everyone who wanted an hour
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who you got a job to work to get there I’m a comedian
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stand-up comedian is like ISO the cloud nine
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yeah not whatever
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germans holding me back you know a dream impressing in with his language
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gets his house one day he’ll welcome me at the gate like I
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clone ball a black cooking Takahata
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epic just got that feeling
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so I started learning I learn in different ways you know watch German
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movies
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play German speeches on my iPod when i sleep your brain remembers things you
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don’t even know it’s beautiful
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Tony pickup was turned on I downloaded some Hitler’s speeches
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like Google +1 we don’t judge me
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who was like or not those ones no just let me download everything
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and and so I learned someone’s he’s nuances
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not his philosophies is just I’ve been told that when I speak German
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sometimes I sound distinctly Hitler ish which
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in Germany which is not the best place to find out that you’ve got if the pipes
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would rather find out at home and that was actually funny now not so much then
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how I was in Cologne Germany beautiful area now I’ll never forget I was walking
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around
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now went into like a a little sandwich shop in like 10 subways we make your own
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sandwich
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and I walked in the woman is really nice to me should I couldn’t talk
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Commission in your dream looks at her confidence to
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confidence said 42 he he
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Plain Boston
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one pepsi-cola think me
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she shot herself
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I’ll never forget the look on her face she went pale
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she looked me straight in the eye and she said shots are you
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which means the black
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Hitler I was so happy
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she said hitler but Lee she said I was black

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