We practically use Google to search everything these days. We rarely think twice about asking it for information in a clipped syntax that only a machine could love. Have you ever wondered that sometimes what we ask is actually so funny? What if Google was a guy, and you had to ask him those questions? Would you?
Everything you ask Google sounds a lot more stupid when you actually ask Google.
Here’s a funny video which shows how funny the search keywords would sound if there was actually a harried office worker with file cabinets full of the world’s information?
The great folks at College Humor imagine just such a scenario, with comic actor Brian Huskey playing Google.
Transcript of the Video (from Youtube)
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