Collection of poll 2013 jokes
Today only election jokes
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(Chattisgarh, MP, RJ, Delhi) Congress on sale @ OLX…
after defeat…
Sonia says.. bech de…..
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Congress has won 8 seats in delhi. Now, they can fit in innova to go to assembly. They are called innova party
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Again its proved delhi is not safe for women..
see what happened to sheela dixit!!
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RAHUL GANDHI:
“Mom..! Ab Kya Baaki Reh Gaya Hai, TV Ka Remote Mujhe Do ‘Chotta Bheem’ Dekhna Hai..”
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2013 Delhi election results:
BAAP : 32
AAP : 28
PAAP : 8
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Rahul Gandhi’s latest Blunder…
He was heard saying…
It was due to Whats App… Application which inclined Voters to Vote AAP…
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Tota udd….
Maina udd….
Chidiya udd….
Kabutar udd…..
Aur congress …furrrrrrrrrr…
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Shiela dixit messaged kejriwal in morning today-
“karwate badalte rahe saari raat hum…AAP ki kasam…
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“Hey Sheila, wanna here a joke?”
“Yes”
“Delhi”
“I didn’t get it”
“Exactly”
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Kejriwal is now known as “Shilajit”
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Sheila Dixit singing:
AAP jaisa koi meri zindagi mein aaye,
Toh VAAT lag jaaye
Oho VAAT lag jaaye!!”
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All Indians have gifted Soniya Gandhi with outstanding defeat of Congress in all the 4 states on her birthday 9th dec’2013.
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Congress ne banaya public ko 10 saal se ullu isilye iss bar une mila baba ji ka thullu
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Tring Tring.
Sheila: Hello?
Rahul: What is the reason for your defeat?
Sheila: Sirji, AAP
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