Laws which you will be never Taught at school

Laws which you will be never Taught at school


Law of equality:

The time taken by a wife when she says I’ll get ready in 5 min is exactly equal to the time taken by husband when he says ‘I’ll cal u in 5 min!
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Law of Queue:

If you change queues, the one you have left will start to move faster than the one you are in now.
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Law of Telephone:

When you dial a wrong number, you never get a busy tone.
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Law of Mechanical Repair:

After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch.
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Law of the Workshop:

Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner.
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Bath Theorem:


When the body is immersed in water, the telephone rings.
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Law of Encounters:

The probability of meeting someone you know increases when you are with someone you don’t want to be seen with.
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Law of the Result:

When you try to prove to someone that a machine won’t work, it will.
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Law of Bio mechanics:

The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach.
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Theater Rule:

People with the seats at the farthest from the screen arrive last.